l33t h4xx0r th34tr3!!!!!
[[ Edit 1-27-04: Thanks so much to Cory Doctorow, brilliant writer and all-round cool guy, who posted a link to this on BoingBoing! If you're dropping by via that link, well, hello and welcome! Hope you find something entertaining here. I do welcome comments and read them all.]]


Thanks to caltan, who gave me permission to run with her "l33t h4xx0r th34tr3" concept. :)

Presenting........l33t h4xx0r th34tre
P1r4t3s 0f Teh C4r1bb34n: Teh Curs3 0f teh Bl4ck P34rl



*******
Young Elizabeth Swann: p1r4t3s r0xx0r
Governor Swann: d00d, p1r4t3s r teh 3vul
Young Will Turner: omg wtf th4t suxx0r3d
Elizabeth: *st34ls teh m3d4ll10n*

*******
Will Turner: s3xx0r m3 3l1z4b3th
Governor: l053r
Elizabeth: l8r d00d
Captain Jack Sparrow: i m teh cr4zy
British Soldiers: wtf????//
Commodore Norrington: s3xx0r m3 3l1z4b3th
Elizabeth: *f41ntz*
Cap'n Jack: omg i g0tt4 s4v3 h3r
Soldiers: d00d u r t0tlly bu5t3d
Cap'n Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!111
Norrington: d00d th1s p1r4t3 == teh sukc
The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!1111
Elizabeth: p4rl4y!!11
The Pirates: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Elizabeth: i m 3l1z4bth turn3r
Captain Barbossa: g1mm3 teh m3d4ll10n
Elizabeth: l3mm3 g0 1st
Barbossa: 0k
Elizabeth: h3r3z j00r l3wt
Barbossa: h4 h4 h4 h4 i l13d
Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1

*******
Will: w3 g0tt4 s4v3 3l1z4b3th!!!11
Governor: l053r
Norrington: l053r
Will: d00d h3lp m3 s4v3 3l1z4b3th
Cap'n Jack: l3mm3 0ut 1st
Will: 0k
Cap'n Jack: i m teh cr4zy
Will: wtf????//
Cap'n Jack and Will: *st34lz 4 sh1p*
Norrington: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Soldier: d00d th4t p1r4t3 == teh r0xx0r
Norrington: OMG OMG WTF suxx0r!!!1

*******
Barbossa: i m teh 3vul
Elizabeth: d00d j00 r 4ll sk3l3t0nz!!!!1
Barbossa: th4t w4s s0m3 b4d l3wt
Barbossa: w3 n33dz ur bl00d
Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1

*******
Gibbs: d00d y0u w4nt teh bl4ck p34rl 4g4in????//
Cap'n Jack: y34h i g0t s0m3 l3v3r4g3
Gibbs: ok ill g3t s0m3 cr4zy d00ds t0g3th3r
The Good Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!111
Cap'n Jack: i m t3h cr4zy
Will: d00d wtf wtf??
Gibbs: j4ckz 4 l1ttl3 w31rd
Will: y34h, t0tlly
Gibbs: b4rb0ss4 fuxx0r3d h1m
Will: suxx0r

*******
Barbossa: l3tz bl33d d4 b1tch n well b fr33
Elizabeth: wtf ow *bl33dz 0n d4 g0ld*
The Evil Pirates: d00d wtf i d0nt f33l ne d1ffr3nt
Barbossa: sh3z n0t teh r1te p3rs0n!!!!1
The Evil Pirates: d00d itz ur f4ult!!!!!11
Will: *h1tz j4ck*
Cap'n Jack: wtf ow
Will: cm0n 3l1z4b3th
Elizabeth: unf
Cap'n Jack: p4rl4y!!11
The Evil Pirates: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Will: cm0n l3tz g0
Gibbs: wtf wtf wh3r3z j4ck
Will: fuxx0r j4ck
Gibbs: ok

*******
The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!1
The Good Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!1
The Evil Pirates: *fightz*
The Good Pirates: *fightz*
The Good Pirate Ship: *b00m*
The Evil Pirates: 0WN3D!!!!!!!!!!!1
The Good Pirates: fuxx0r
Will: d00d ima kill -9 mys3lf unl3ss u l3t 3l1z4b3th g0
Barbossa: ok
Barbossa: l8r j4ck n 3l1z4b3th
Cap'n Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1

*******
Cap'n Jack: i m t3h cr4zy
Elizabeth: wtf????//
Elizabeth: *burnz s0m3 sh1t up*
Elizabeth: d00d ch3ck 1t 0ut i r00l
Cap'n Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Governor: 1tz c00l 3l1z4b3th ur s4f3
Elizabeth: d00d w3 g0tt4 s4v3 w1ll
Cap'n Jack: d00d the bl4ck p34rlz fuxx0red
Cap'n Jack: u cn c4tch h3r
Norrington: l053r
Elizabeth: d00d ill s3xx0r u
Norrington: OMG OMG WTF R0XX0R!!!!!!!!!11

*******
Cap'n Jack: l3mm3 g0 t4lk t0 3m
Cap'n Jack: th3n u c4n fukc th31r sh1zn1t up
Norrington: 0k
British Soldiers: th1s 1s teh sukc
Cap'n Jack: i m t3h cr4zy
Barbossa: omg wtf ur sp0zed 2 b d3ad!
Cap'n Jack: d00d teh br1t1sh 4rmyz g0nna r0xx0r ur b0xx0rs
Barbossa: wtf suxx0r!!!1
The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!1
Soldiers: *di3z*
Cap'n Jack: i m t3h cr4zy
Will: t1m3 t0 st4rt s0m3 sh1t
Barbossa: wtf wtf
Cap'n Jack: c00l i m teh sk3l3ton t00
The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!1
Soldiers: *di3z*
The Good Pirates: omg 1ts 3l1z4b3th
Elizabeth: d00d w3 g0tt4 s4v3 w1ll n j4ck!!!!11
The Good Pirates: fuxx0r th1s sh1zn1t, l8r b4b3
Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Cap'n Jack: *fightz*
Barbossa: *fightz*
Will: *fightz*
Will: *cutz h4nd n bl33dz on d4 m3d4ll10n*
Cap'n Jack: *sh00tz b4rb0ss4*
Barbossa: wtf ow suxx0r!!!1
Barbossa: *di3z*
The Evil Pirates: wtf ow suxx0r!!!1
Some Evil Pirates: wtf ow suxxor *diez*
Soldiers: h4 h4 h4 w3 r00l
The Evil Pirates: p4rl4y!!11

*******
Cap'n Jack: d00d th1s 1s teh sukc
Will: *fightz*
Cap'n Jack: *fightz*
Soldiers: d00d ur b0th bu5t3d
Will and Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Will: u c4nt k1ll j4ck, h3z c00l
Elizabeth: u c4nt k1ll j4ck, h3z c00l
Governor: d00dz d0nt sh00t
Soldiers: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Cap'n Jack: l8r every1
The Good Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!1
Cap'n Jack: i s0 t0tlly r00l
Governor: m4yb3 p1r4t3s r ok s0m3t1m3s
Norrington: y34h ok
Will: s3xx0r m3 3l1z4b3th
Elizabeth: unf unf


************** teh 3nd ********************


Currently playing: Tangerine Dream -- Rockoon. I love TD, just wish they would tour the US once in a while.

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	spiritchaser1 2003-07-14 11:06 am UTC (link)
	*ROFLMAO* d00d. u r00| (No kidding, I have been giggling outloud at my desk while reading this. Too too great.) Mind if I pimp this out? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2003-07-14 11:12 am UTC (link)
	Mind if I pimp this out? Oh yes, please do. I like having my writings read by as many people as possible. :) cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	str8jackethappy 2003-07-14 11:08 am UTC (link)
	*cries* i m t3h cr4zy (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2003-07-14 11:14 am UTC (link)
	yes, but "teh cr4zy" == "teh C00l" :) I mean, how many countless people have said Cap'n Jack Sparrow is their favorite character in the film? I know I did. :) cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

I M T3H CR4ZY!!!! - str8jackethappy, 2003-07-14 11:24 am UTC

Re: I M T3H CR4ZY!!!! - dslartoo, 2003-07-14 11:26 am UTC

	wyldkyss 2003-07-14 11:17 am UTC (link)
	"unf unf" *laughs hysterically* (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2003-07-14 11:27 am UTC (link)
	Heh. Glad you liked it. Tell all your friends. hee cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

Re: - wyldkyss, 2003-07-14 11:28 am UTC

	I'v3 b33n o\/\/nz0rd by p1r4t3zzzz arkhamrefugee 2003-07-14 11:28 am UTC (link)
	d00d! 0wn3d! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: I'v3 b33n o\/\/nz0rd by p1r4t3zzzz dslartoo 2003-07-14 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	"0wnz0r3d", I forgot to use that one. Oh well, there's always next time. :) cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	megaspav 2003-07-14 12:35 pm UTC (link)
	man...my comprehension of l337 is getting too good. This is great. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2003-07-14 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, glad you liked it. :) cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Forgive me, but... mpceccato 2003-07-14 12:54 pm UTC (link)
	...I don't get it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Forgive me, but... mercurious 2003-07-14 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	omg, wtf, suxx0r! (Reply to this) (Parent)

Re: Forgive me, but... - dslartoo, 2003-07-14 01:21 pm UTC

Re: Forgive me, but... - cadetevon, 2005-02-09 12:17 am UTC

Re: Forgive me, but... - dslartoo, 2005-02-09 07:01 am UTC

	mari_who 2003-07-14 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	that. fucking. rocked. my. socks. :) SO passing that around at work tonight. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2003-07-14 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. Glad you enjoyed it. Tell all your friends. :) cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quizro 2003-07-15 08:23 am UTC (link)
	That was hilarious. Stoutly done! Rather than forward it to everyone I know, I posted it with attribution on Everything2.com, which, well, is where pretty much everyone I know hangs out. :-) (If you'd like me to take it down, lemme know.) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2003-07-15 08:37 am UTC (link)
	On the contrary, I'm delighted to see it being linked to and put up elsewhere. I do have one request, though: since it is now residing on a server other than this one, please put a "Copyright 2003 Phil Carter" at the top of the entry. Many thanks and I'm glad you enjoyed it! cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - quizro, 2003-07-15 10:41 am UTC

	sporks_rule 2003-07-15 08:32 am UTC (link)
	1z b3 p\/\/|\|3d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2003-07-15 08:41 am UTC (link)
	I think I was "Black Tom Rackham" when I took that quiz, too. I like being Captain Jack Sparrow better, though. :) Glad you enjoyed this installment of l33t h4xx0r th34tr3! cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kellinator 2003-07-24 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	Now that I've seen the movie, I can say: I love it!! Question, though: what does "unf" mean? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2003-07-24 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	Your basic sexual sound. Pretty straightforward. :) Glad you enjoyed it! cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	woot! (Anonymous) 2005-01-27 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	joo 1s l33+ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: woot! dslartoo 2005-01-27 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	t0tlly l33t, d00d. th4nx n' stuff. :) cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_stuckupelitist 2005-01-27 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	lol, hilarious. " i m t3h cr4zy " . i love it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2005-01-27 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. This seems to get a second wind periodically from being posted around the web. I'm going to presume you found me through Cory's kind link. :) cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	d00d, u r l33t! kr1pto 2005-01-27 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	OMFG! That had me ROTFL! One of the better haxxor xlat1on5! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: d00d, u r l33t! dslartoo 2005-01-27 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	This from somebody with l33t in his USERNAME, for chrissake. I'm flattered. :) cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

Re: d00d, u r l33t! - (Anonymous), 2005-01-27 07:32 pm UTC

Re: d00d, u r l33t! - (Anonymous), 2005-01-27 09:04 pm UTC

Re: d00d, u r l33t! - dslartoo, 2005-01-27 09:45 pm UTC

Re: d00d, u r l33t! - dslartoo, 2005-01-27 09:44 pm UTC

	helloheather 2005-01-27 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	HAhahaha!!! This is awesome! Thanks for sharing it. :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2005-01-27 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	You're quite welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Tell all your friends. Heh. cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hawti3 2005-01-28 05:37 am UTC (link)
	I think in some weird way that turned me on :) I loved it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2005-01-28 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Heh. I have to admit THAT's a first in terms of the responses I've gotten. :) Glad you enjoyed it. cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - hawti3, 2005-01-28 05:41 am UTC

(no subject) - dslartoo, 2005-01-28 05:45 am UTC

(no subject) - hawti3, 2005-01-28 05:48 am UTC

(no subject) - dslartoo, 2005-01-28 05:51 am UTC

(no subject) - hawti3, 2005-01-28 06:13 pm UTC

	shamrock19 2005-01-28 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Dude. I got to this link off boingboing. I thought this was funny, until I read: Will: d00d ima kill -9 mys3lf unl3ss u l3t 3l1z4b3th g0 And totally lost my shit. That was fucking hilarious. Y00nickz pwn3s Nice work. Thanks much. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2005-01-28 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	You are quite, quite welcome. So far nobody else had really noticed that; I'm glad you did. :) cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	edda 2005-01-28 07:15 am UTC (link)
	OMG I laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle. One question, though: in kill -9 what does the "-9" mean? The rest I could get. *is so not 1337* (Reply to this) (Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-28 11:00 am UTC (link)
	What? You people can read that? I'm sure it takes more effort to type like that than it does to just type normaly... Sheesh! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - dslartoo, 2005-01-28 04:08 pm UTC

Kill -9 - (Anonymous), 2005-01-28 01:35 pm UTC

Re: Kill -9 - dslartoo, 2005-01-28 04:09 pm UTC

(no subject) - dslartoo, 2005-01-28 04:09 pm UTC

	jessweis 2005-01-28 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	you're my hero. *swoons* (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2005-01-28 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	Heh! Thanks for the nice comments. I'm glad you liked it. cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oh my fuxing god (Anonymous) 2005-01-28 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	what a loat of bollocks ill be handing that one to teh shredder if anyone passes it to me (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: oh my fuxing god dslartoo 2005-01-28 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Dear. I am. So. Sad. (Like I'm going to take anyone seriously who can't spell "load" or "I'll" properly). cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	way too much (Anonymous) 2005-01-28 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	fucking time on your hands (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: way too much dslartoo 2005-01-28 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	It took me about thirty minutes to write and post this. That's "too much time on my hands"? What do *you* do in thirty minutes? cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	selenesue 2005-01-28 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	Sent here by patgund Good heavens. Hard to read for anybody over 30 but completely accurate! I bow to your superior l33tness. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2005-01-28 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Tell patgund thanks! :) Glad you enjoyed it. cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

0v3r eo 1337-sp34k - bluegryfen, 2005-01-29 03:53 am UTC

Re: 0v3r eo 1337-sp34k - dslartoo, 2005-01-29 04:01 am UTC

	Yank! conconhead 2005-01-28 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	So totally linking this. :) Awesome. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Yank! dslartoo 2005-01-28 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	By all means, go right ahead. Thanks for the nice comments. :) cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	myselftheliar 2005-01-29 12:26 am UTC (link)
	omg that is, as some may say, t3h C00lest (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2005-01-29 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Heh. Thanks for the nice comments. Tell all your friends. :) cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	melissaamy 2005-01-31 04:08 am UTC (link)
	genius thanks for this and I am linking it to a board I frequent of ren faire folks who will get a good laugh out of it!!! www.ibrsc.org (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dslartoo 2005-01-31 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, I appreciate the kind words and the link. The more the merrier! :) cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Following up on the 1337 Pirates... now a 1337 LOTR:FoTR chgowiz 2005-01-31 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	http://www.hohto.to/forums/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=17720 Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo" Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!" Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!" Bilbo: "ok" Gandalf has logged on as admin Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire OMG! L0L0L!!!111!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Following up on the 1337 Pirates... now a 1337 LOTR:FoTR dslartoo 2005-01-31 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	arkhamrefugee was doing a version himself, but never finished it. It's too bad; what he had written was pretty cool. cheers, Phil (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

Re: Following up on the 1337 Pirates... now a 1337 LOTR:FoTR - (Anonymous), 2005-02-11 08:38 pm UTC

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