One Phil to Rule Them All ([info]dslartoo) wrote,
2003-07-14 13:38:00
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l33t h4xx0r th34tr3!!!!!

[[ Edit 1-27-05: Thanks so much to Cory Doctorow, brilliant writer and all-round cool guy, who posted a link to this on BoingBoing! If you're dropping by via that link, well, hello and welcome! Hope you find something entertaining here. I do welcome comments and read them all.]]


Thanks to [info]caltan, who gave me permission to run with her "l33t h4xx0r th34tr3" concept. :)

Presenting........l33t h4xx0r th34tre
P1r4t3s 0f Teh C4r1bb34n: Teh Curs3 0f teh Bl4ck P34rl



*******
Young Elizabeth Swann: p1r4t3s r0xx0r
Governor Swann: d00d, p1r4t3s r teh 3vul
Young Will Turner: omg wtf th4t suxx0r3d
Elizabeth: *st34ls teh m3d4ll10n*

*******
Will Turner: s3xx0r m3 3l1z4b3th
Governor: l053r
Elizabeth: l8r d00d
Captain Jack Sparrow: i m teh cr4zy
British Soldiers: wtf????//
Commodore Norrington: s3xx0r m3 3l1z4b3th
Elizabeth: *f41ntz*
Cap'n Jack: omg i g0tt4 s4v3 h3r
Soldiers: d00d u r t0tlly bu5t3d
Cap'n Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!111
Norrington: d00d th1s p1r4t3 == teh sukc
The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!1111
Elizabeth: p4rl4y!!11
The Pirates: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Elizabeth: i m 3l1z4bth turn3r
Captain Barbossa: g1mm3 teh m3d4ll10n
Elizabeth: l3mm3 g0 1st
Barbossa: 0k
Elizabeth: h3r3z j00r l3wt
Barbossa: h4 h4 h4 h4 i l13d
Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1

*******
Will: w3 g0tt4 s4v3 3l1z4b3th!!!11
Governor: l053r
Norrington: l053r
Will: d00d h3lp m3 s4v3 3l1z4b3th
Cap'n Jack: l3mm3 0ut 1st
Will: 0k
Cap'n Jack: i m teh cr4zy
Will: wtf????//
Cap'n Jack and Will: *st34lz 4 sh1p*
Norrington: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Soldier: d00d th4t p1r4t3 == teh r0xx0r
Norrington: OMG OMG WTF suxx0r!!!1

*******
Barbossa: i m teh 3vul
Elizabeth: d00d j00 r 4ll sk3l3t0nz!!!!1
Barbossa: th4t w4s s0m3 b4d l3wt
Barbossa: w3 n33dz ur bl00d
Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1

*******
Gibbs: d00d y0u w4nt teh bl4ck p34rl 4g4in????//
Cap'n Jack: y34h i g0t s0m3 l3v3r4g3
Gibbs: ok ill g3t s0m3 cr4zy d00ds t0g3th3r
The Good Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!111
Cap'n Jack: i m t3h cr4zy
Will: d00d wtf wtf??
Gibbs: j4ckz 4 l1ttl3 w31rd
Will: y34h, t0tlly
Gibbs: b4rb0ss4 fuxx0r3d h1m
Will: suxx0r

*******
Barbossa: l3tz bl33d d4 b1tch n well b fr33
Elizabeth: wtf ow *bl33dz 0n d4 g0ld*
The Evil Pirates: d00d wtf i d0nt f33l ne d1ffr3nt
Barbossa: sh3z n0t teh r1te p3rs0n!!!!1
The Evil Pirates: d00d itz ur f4ult!!!!!11
Will: *h1tz j4ck*
Cap'n Jack: wtf ow
Will: cm0n 3l1z4b3th
Elizabeth: unf
Cap'n Jack: p4rl4y!!11
The Evil Pirates: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Will: cm0n l3tz g0
Gibbs: wtf wtf wh3r3z j4ck
Will: fuxx0r j4ck
Gibbs: ok

*******
The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!1
The Good Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!1
The Evil Pirates: *fightz*
The Good Pirates: *fightz*
The Good Pirate Ship: *b00m*
The Evil Pirates: 0WN3D!!!!!!!!!!!1
The Good Pirates: fuxx0r
Will: d00d ima kill -9 mys3lf unl3ss u l3t 3l1z4b3th g0
Barbossa: ok
Barbossa: l8r j4ck n 3l1z4b3th
Cap'n Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1

*******
Cap'n Jack: i m t3h cr4zy
Elizabeth: wtf????//
Elizabeth: *burnz s0m3 sh1t up*
Elizabeth: d00d ch3ck 1t 0ut i r00l
Cap'n Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Governor: 1tz c00l 3l1z4b3th ur s4f3
Elizabeth: d00d w3 g0tt4 s4v3 w1ll
Cap'n Jack: d00d the bl4ck p34rlz fuxx0red
Cap'n Jack: u cn c4tch h3r
Norrington: l053r
Elizabeth: d00d ill s3xx0r u
Norrington: OMG OMG WTF R0XX0R!!!!!!!!!11

*******
Cap'n Jack: l3mm3 g0 t4lk t0 3m
Cap'n Jack: th3n u c4n fukc th31r sh1zn1t up
Norrington: 0k
British Soldiers: th1s 1s teh sukc
Cap'n Jack: i m t3h cr4zy
Barbossa: omg wtf ur sp0zed 2 b d3ad!
Cap'n Jack: d00d teh br1t1sh 4rmyz g0nna r0xx0r ur b0xx0rs
Barbossa: wtf suxx0r!!!1
The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!1
Soldiers: *di3z*
Cap'n Jack: i m t3h cr4zy
Will: t1m3 t0 st4rt s0m3 sh1t
Barbossa: wtf wtf
Cap'n Jack: c00l i m teh sk3l3ton t00
The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!1
Soldiers: *di3z*
The Good Pirates: omg 1ts 3l1z4b3th
Elizabeth: d00d w3 g0tt4 s4v3 w1ll n j4ck!!!!11
The Good Pirates: fuxx0r th1s sh1zn1t, l8r b4b3
Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Cap'n Jack: *fightz*
Barbossa: *fightz*
Will: *fightz*
Will: *cutz h4nd n bl33dz on d4 m3d4ll10n*
Cap'n Jack: *sh00tz b4rb0ss4*
Barbossa: wtf ow suxx0r!!!1
Barbossa: *di3z*
The Evil Pirates: wtf ow suxx0r!!!1
Some Evil Pirates: wtf ow suxxor *diez*
Soldiers: h4 h4 h4 w3 r00l
The Evil Pirates: p4rl4y!!11

*******
Cap'n Jack: d00d th1s 1s teh sukc
Will: *fightz*
Cap'n Jack: *fightz*
Soldiers: d00d ur b0th bu5t3d
Will and Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Will: u c4nt k1ll j4ck, h3z c00l
Elizabeth: u c4nt k1ll j4ck, h3z c00l
Governor: d00dz d0nt sh00t
Soldiers: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Cap'n Jack: l8r every1
The Good Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!1
Cap'n Jack: i s0 t0tlly r00l
Governor: m4yb3 p1r4t3s r ok s0m3t1m3s
Norrington: y34h ok
Will: s3xx0r m3 3l1z4b3th
Elizabeth: unf unf


************** teh 3nd ********************


Currently playing: Tangerine Dream -- Rockoon. I love TD, just wish they would tour the US once in a while.

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[info]spiritchaser1

July 14 2003, 11:06:34 UTC 8 years ago

*ROFLMAO*

d00d. u r00|

(No kidding, I have been giggling outloud at my desk while reading this. Too too great.)

Mind if I pimp this out?

[info]dslartoo

July 14 2003, 11:12:54 UTC 8 years ago

Mind if I pimp this out?

Oh yes, please do. I like having my writings read by as many people as possible. :)

cheers,
Phil

[info]str8jackethappy

July 14 2003, 11:08:10 UTC 8 years ago

*cries*

i m t3h cr4zy

[info]dslartoo

July 14 2003, 11:14:04 UTC 8 years ago

yes, but "teh cr4zy" == "teh C00l" :)

I mean, how many countless people have said Cap'n Jack Sparrow is their favorite character in the film? I know I did. :)

cheers,
Phil

[info]str8jackethappy

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[info]wyldkyss

July 14 2003, 11:17:39 UTC 8 years ago

"unf unf"

*laughs hysterically*

[info]dslartoo

July 14 2003, 11:27:19 UTC 8 years ago

Heh. Glad you liked it. Tell all your friends. hee

cheers,
Phil

[info]wyldkyss

8 years ago

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[info]arkhamrefugee

July 14 2003, 11:28:40 UTC 8 years ago

I'v3 b33n o\/\/nz0rd by p1r4t3zzzz

d00d! 0wn3d!

[info]dslartoo

July 14 2003, 13:24:14 UTC 8 years ago

Re: I'v3 b33n o\/\/nz0rd by p1r4t3zzzz

"0wnz0r3d", I forgot to use that one. Oh well, there's always next time. :)

cheers,
Phil

[info]megaspav

July 14 2003, 12:35:08 UTC 8 years ago

man...my comprehension of l337 is getting too good. This is great.

[info]dslartoo

July 14 2003, 13:23:43 UTC 8 years ago

Thanks, glad you liked it. :)

cheers,
Phil

[info]mpceccato

July 14 2003, 12:54:25 UTC 8 years ago

Forgive me, but...

...I don't get it.

[info]mercurious

July 14 2003, 13:04:09 UTC 8 years ago

Re: Forgive me, but...

omg, wtf, suxx0r!

[info]dslartoo

8 years ago

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[info]mari_who

July 14 2003, 16:26:30 UTC 8 years ago

that. fucking. rocked. my. socks.

:)

SO passing that around at work tonight.

[info]dslartoo

July 14 2003, 19:02:41 UTC 8 years ago

Excellent. Glad you enjoyed it. Tell all your friends. :)

cheers,
Phil

[info]quizro

July 15 2003, 08:23:28 UTC 8 years ago

That was hilarious. Stoutly done!

Rather than forward it to everyone I know, I posted it with attribution on Everything2.com, which, well, is where pretty much everyone I know hangs out. :-)

(If you'd like me to take it down, lemme know.)

[info]dslartoo

July 15 2003, 08:37:54 UTC 8 years ago

On the contrary, I'm delighted to see it being linked to and put up elsewhere. I do have one request, though: since it is now residing on a server other than this one, please put a "Copyright 2003 Phil Carter" at the top of the entry.

Many thanks and I'm glad you enjoyed it!

cheers,
Phil

[info]quizro

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[info]sporks_rule

July 15 2003, 08:32:20 UTC 8 years ago

1z b3 p\/\/|\|3d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[info]dslartoo

July 15 2003, 08:41:17 UTC 8 years ago

I think I was "Black Tom Rackham" when I took that quiz, too. I like being Captain Jack Sparrow better, though. :)

Glad you enjoyed this installment of l33t h4xx0r th34tr3!

cheers,
Phil

[info]kellinator

July 24 2003, 14:58:51 UTC 8 years ago

Now that I've seen the movie, I can say: I love it!!

Question, though: what does "unf" mean?

[info]dslartoo

July 24 2003, 17:31:11 UTC 8 years ago

Your basic sexual sound. Pretty straightforward. :)

Glad you enjoyed it!

cheers,
Phil

Anonymous

January 27 2005, 15:59:56 UTC 7 years ago

woot!

joo 1s l33+

[info]dslartoo

January 27 2005, 16:29:58 UTC 7 years ago

Re: woot!

t0tlly l33t, d00d.

th4nx n' stuff. :)

cheers,
Phil

[info]_stuckupelitist

January 27 2005, 17:51:15 UTC 7 years ago

lol, hilarious. " i m t3h cr4zy " . i love it.

[info]dslartoo

January 27 2005, 18:41:13 UTC 7 years ago

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. This seems to get a second wind periodically from being posted around the web. I'm going to presume you found me through Cory's kind link. :)

cheers,
Phil

[info]kr1pto

January 27 2005, 18:10:24 UTC 7 years ago

d00d, u r l33t!


OMFG!

That had me ROTFL! One of the better haxxor xlat1on5!

[info]dslartoo

January 27 2005, 18:41:56 UTC 7 years ago

Re: d00d, u r l33t!

This from somebody with l33t in his USERNAME, for chrissake. I'm flattered. :)

cheers,
Phil

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[info]dslartoo

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[info]helloheather

January 27 2005, 19:39:43 UTC 7 years ago

HAhahaha!!! This is awesome! Thanks for sharing it. :)

[info]dslartoo

January 27 2005, 20:52:48 UTC 7 years ago

You're quite welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Tell all your friends. Heh.

cheers,
Phil

[info]hawti3

January 28 2005, 05:37:53 UTC 7 years ago

I think in some weird way that turned me on :) I loved it.

[info]dslartoo

January 28 2005, 05:40:03 UTC 7 years ago

Heh. I have to admit THAT's a first in terms of the responses I've gotten. :) Glad you enjoyed it.

cheers,
Phil

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[info]shamrock19

January 28 2005, 06:59:56 UTC 7 years ago

Dude. I got to this link off boingboing. I thought this was funny, until I read:

Will: d00d ima kill -9 mys3lf unl3ss u l3t 3l1z4b3th g0

And totally lost my shit. That was fucking hilarious.

Y00nickz pwn3s

Nice work. Thanks much.

[info]dslartoo

January 28 2005, 16:07:14 UTC 7 years ago

You are quite, quite welcome. So far nobody else had really noticed that; I'm glad you did. :)

cheers,
Phil

[info]edda

January 28 2005, 07:15:17 UTC 7 years ago

OMG I laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle.

One question, though: in

kill -9

what does the "-9" mean? The rest I could get.

*is so not 1337*

Anonymous

January 28 2005, 11:00:51 UTC 7 years ago

What? You people can read that? I'm sure it takes more effort to type like that than it does to just type normaly... Sheesh!

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[info]jessweis

January 28 2005, 14:29:42 UTC 7 years ago

you're my hero. *swoons*

[info]dslartoo

January 28 2005, 16:10:12 UTC 7 years ago

Heh! Thanks for the nice comments. I'm glad you liked it.

cheers,
Phil

Anonymous

January 28 2005, 15:13:11 UTC 7 years ago

oh my fuxing god

what a loat of bollocks

ill be handing that one to teh shredder if anyone passes it to me

[info]dslartoo

January 28 2005, 16:11:15 UTC 7 years ago

Re: oh my fuxing god

Oh. Dear. I am. So. Sad.

(Like I'm going to take anyone seriously who can't spell "load" or "I'll" properly).

cheers,
Phil

Anonymous

January 28 2005, 15:26:41 UTC 7 years ago

way too much

fucking time on your hands

[info]dslartoo

January 28 2005, 16:11:57 UTC 7 years ago

Re: way too much

It took me about thirty minutes to write and post this. That's "too much time on my hands"? What do *you* do in thirty minutes?

cheers,
Phil

[info]selenesue

January 28 2005, 15:58:13 UTC 7 years ago

Sent here by [info]patgund

Good heavens. Hard to read for anybody over 30 but completely accurate! I bow to your superior l33tness.

[info]dslartoo

January 28 2005, 16:12:22 UTC 7 years ago

Tell [info]patgund thanks! :) Glad you enjoyed it.

cheers,
Phil

[info]bluegryfen

7 years ago

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[info]conconhead

January 28 2005, 16:28:35 UTC 7 years ago

Yank!

So totally linking this. :) Awesome.

[info]dslartoo

January 28 2005, 16:32:06 UTC 7 years ago

Re: Yank!

By all means, go right ahead. Thanks for the nice comments. :)

cheers,
Phil

[info]myselftheliar

January 29 2005, 00:26:36 UTC 7 years ago

omg that is, as some may say, t3h C00lest

[info]dslartoo

January 29 2005, 00:59:04 UTC 7 years ago

Heh. Thanks for the nice comments. Tell all your friends. :)

cheers,
Phil

[info]melissaamy

January 31 2005, 04:08:29 UTC 7 years ago

genius

thanks for this and I am linking it to a board I frequent of ren faire folks who will get a good laugh out of it!!!

www.ibrsc.org

[info]dslartoo

January 31 2005, 04:13:59 UTC 7 years ago

Thanks, I appreciate the kind words and the link. The more the merrier! :)

cheers,
Phil

[info]chgowiz

January 31 2005, 15:42:44 UTC 7 years ago

Following up on the 1337 Pirates... now a 1337 LOTR:FoTR

http://www.hohto.to/forums/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=17720


Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire


OMG! L0L0L!!!111!!

[info]dslartoo

January 31 2005, 19:42:32 UTC 7 years ago

Re: Following up on the 1337 Pirates... now a 1337 LOTR:FoTR

[info]arkhamrefugee was doing a version himself, but never finished it. It's too bad; what he had written was pretty cool.

cheers,
Phil

Anonymous

7 years ago

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